The latest little piece of erotica out is called The Carrot In You. It is, indeed, what the title suggests. Very literally. The story follows the tale of young (ish) Dan, the scruffy and handsome, in his search for enlightenment at a retreat in India. All Dan was looking for a good fast, a detox and a fresh start for his life as a more spiritually aware person. What he finds instead is love and sex and sexy sexy carrot-shifters.
There’s steamy erotic sex and naked butts and exotic locations. And above all; a gay love story to span time and space.
The story is now available at Amazon, Apple, Kobo, 24Symbols, B&N, Page Foundry and Tolino
Next week: there will be dinos and werewolves and sexy MM action and sweet romancy-sort of things.
The bus doors slammed shut behind them and the bus screeched off raising a hefty dust cloud.
“Welcome!” The man greeted them. “I’m here to check all of you are accounted for and to escort you to our most holy retreat of… holy good times.” He had a thick mustache that was almost the same exact brown as his skin, and a flat comb-over. “My name is Hardeep Chander, but you can just call me Hardeep,” he smiled. Dan was lost in his huge brown eyes and the thick lashes shadowing them.
“Har-… hardy?” Dan tried. He looked at Skye.
Skye glanced back and shrugged. “Hawrdey?”
“… Or Andy,” Hardeep smiled. His eyes looked resigned.
The Carrot In You coming out this week! Finally! And I got something short and terrible as a freebie this week too! Stay tuned!
So remember when I said I might write stuff that’s a bit all over the charts as far as themes go? Well, this is one of those things. Dracula And The Night Nurse is decidedly on the comedy side of the fence. There’s penises there, not to worry, and bare breastises and everyone’s very much having sex, but be forewarned, these are erotic ‘misadventures’ and falling off the side of the bed while trying to reverse cowgirl doesn’t quite cover how awkward things can get.
We’re introduced to Dracula here, getting his bizarre rashes checked during the midnight hours when instead of his regular doctor he’s been seen to by a buxom nurse. Things quickly spiral out of control, there’s sex and shenanigans. Things don’t turn out quite like all those vampire books led you to believe.
Dracula and The Night Nurse is available at Kobo, Apple, Page Foundry, 24Symbols, Barnes&Noble, Tolino and Amazon Kindle
This week the teasers are covers for 2 new books, one a vegan erotic romance (The Carrot In You) and another the first Christmas erotica of 2016 (Dracula’s Stuffing Their Stockings).
This week’s teaser is another cover reveal. One for Dracula & The Night Nurse, a first in a series of shorts about the erotic misadventures of Dracula and a redone cover for Any Way You Pump A Centaur, so you wont get confused. This one has a jimmy that looks much more like the Jimmy I always imagined him to be.